( CRYING. I CANNOT EVEN. THIS FUCKING SHOW. )

SERIOUSLY DON'T GO IN THERE UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO HAVE A SEIZURE. GOD I NEED LIKE, TWO CARTONS OF CIGARETTES.

( The best part about Halloween is torturing your cats. )

No trick or treaters but thaaaat's okay 'cause we're going over to my old roommate's place to watch Hocus Pocus and stuff our faces with candy!! AND it's Daylight Savings tonight so even through I have to get up at 5:30 for work, I get an extra hour. Win all around.

(HAHAHkfk;lafjeowjaw;flke omfg I can't even)

Man, I wish I was dressing up and going out to a party again tonight even though I went to one: last week and: last night, but still. Oh well. Gotta be up at 5:30 tomorrow anyway.

I FINALLY FOUND A COPY OF THE NEW FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS CD. And of course, I pass it on to you.

Flight of the Conchords - I Told You I Was Freaky

Seriously, download. I love so much "Too Many Dicks [on the Dance Floor]" (Make sure you know, before you go / The dance floor bro hoe ratio), "Angels" (There are angels in the clouds, doin' it), and "Sugalumps" (All these bitches checkin' out my britches / Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants). ♥

And since it's Halloween, some Halloween-y type music too, I guess:

Christopher Lennertz - I am the Douchebag Played in the SPN S4 gag reel, and it's DARK and BROODING and PERFECT for those people named Criss Angel and AWESOME.

Alan Parsons Project - The Raven 70's rock AND Edgar Allen Poe? So so so good. I have listened to this song obsessively since I was, no lie, about four years old. On a record player, no less. :D

Sigur Ros - Sigur Ros The whole album of Von is creepy, gloomy, atmospheric, and pretty much downright weird. But in a good way. This song sounds like it could be played through a haunted house, or something.

Okay. Finish paper today so I can go have Sunday dinner tomorrow with my aunt and uncle. Sounds like a plan.

In a slump, again. Same crap, different day. I hate Orlando, I hate this weather, I am so over school (I've honestly, completely checked out at this point), just got another raise at work, making my grand total - after working with the company for more than 3 years - still under $8.75 an hour, I hate getting up so early, etc etc. Almost done. I know. But. It's been really hard, lately.

I've got pretty bad problems with my sciatic nerve hurting a lot, and at work a couple days ago I was asking around for some ibuprofen or anything. My coworker comes back with a bottle and shakes out two blue pills (Blue? I say to myself) and I took them. Yeeep. They were Tylenol PMs. My coworker was like, are you okay? And I was all, I THINK I'M STONED. NO, WAIT, I THINK SHE GAVE ME ROOFIES. Ahaha. I had no idea they were Tylenol PMs until a lot later, haha. V. BAD FOR AN 8 HOUR SHIFT, just in case you were wondering.

( There was a Halloween party Saturday night! )

10pm! Bedtime! Fml!

( My friends are so freaking awesome, or, SONJAAAAAA!!! )

A while back I got a letter from UCF and, long story short, they wanted me to come in to talk to an adviser because APPARENTLY I was going to be one class (three credits) short for my upper division level English classes. I was putting it off and putting it off but TODAY I got another letter and THEY ARE WAIVING THAT LAST CLASS SO I CAN GRADUATE. So, wow, WOW, CRISIS VERY NEARLY AVERTED.

This weekend a cold front went through so the weather has been absolutely beautiful. FINALLY. It actually feels like autumn!

Also? I am on my last seven weeks of living in Orlando, my last seven weeks of being an undergrad, and my last seven weeks of working at Starbucks. Holy crap am I excited.

( That'll do, pig. )

I'm HOOOME, yay! But tomorrow I have to go to the gyno, gaaaah do not want. I hope I don't have to get a blood test again, I really REALLY don't handle those too well. :\

( Wincon. The Con of Win. Serious, serious Win. )

Hahahaaaa I have so much crap to do but I have been up since 4am with about 4 hours of sleep so yeah, putting it off until tomorrow. I THINK.

Also, those new pics of Jensen at the airport. All I can say is,



I know, Simon. I KNOW.

Wincon:



Also, me and loony_moony are gonna have a gif/macro epic battle. So watch for that.

SNOW SNOW SNOW ALL TOMORROW AND I KIND OF WANT TO STAY UP TONIGHT AND WATCH IT START BUT BREAKFAST IS AT 9 AND I REALLY REALLY LIKE BREAKFAST AND I ALSO LIKE NOT BEING A ZOMBIE SO I'M A LITTLE CONFLICTED

AHHHH WINCON!! DENVER!!

I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT SNOW A BUNCH. AND BY A BUNCH I MEAN WET AND NOT STICKING, HAHA. TOMORROW IT'S GONNA BE 95 IN ORLANDO, BUT IT'S GONNA SNOooOOooOOW ON SATURDAY HERE SO SUCK ON THAT, FLORIDA.

People who I haven't seen yet: me and spazzbot are in room 421! If you feel like being a stalker.

( AND THE EPISODE REALLY QUICK LAKJSD;LFASKDJL;ASJK )

I heart fangirls. I also heart soft beds and taking showers after spending the whole day in eau de airport.

This is what happens at Starbucks when you're not there. People attempt to contort themselves into milk fridges, close them, and then scare the shit out of other coworkers when they open said fridge. So awesome.

AND THEN, a whole bunch of us went to see ZOMBIELAND THIS AFTERNOON. OH YOU GUYS. SO GOOD. SOOO GOOOOD. I would gladly see that again another 8 million times. The whole time I kept thinking 1) Dean Winchester would get a boner watching this and 2) how can I crossover this with Croatoan-esque "The End" goodness. IF I DON'T, SOMEONE MUST. MUST. But yeah. So good. I never truly appreciated how many ways there are to kill a zombie.

I'm all checked in for my flight! I leave Orlando at 9:10, get into Minneapolis (lol Minnesota) at 11:30, leave Minneapolis at 1:30 (ughhh layovers; still, the price of this ticket was AWESOME, so) and arrive in Denver at 2:40! If you want/need my number, comment or direct message me on my twitter!

Now I'm off to go pick up boots (if they fit, I hope!) from a coworker! SNOW SNOW SNOW OMFG SNOOOOW. SEE Y'ALL ON THE FLIP SIDE.

I have very, very belatedly realized just how cold it will be in Denver.

Since, you know, snow is in the forecast and all for this five minutes anyway. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO, MY REALLY STUPID GLEE FACE, YOU WILL SEE IT. But omg, I WILL BE SO COLD. I don't own winter weather clothes! I have... some thin long sleeve shirts, jeans, a moderate jacket, and a heavy wool peacoat but omggg, I don't know if I can fit the last one in my carry-on suitcase. And it might be too... idk. DRESSY?? I don't know how cold weather outfits work! AND I DON'T OWN BOOTS. ;_; BUT, this girl from work whom I love and adore is going to bring me some stuff, including boots, to try on and borrow! So hopefully I'll be able to do something about that, 'cause guys, I will be a popsicle.

Speaking of weather, IF IT COULD STOP BEING 90+ DEGREES OUT THAT WOULD BE SUPER. I am tiiiired of being sweaty and gross every time I step foot outside. Ugh.

I had been noticing lately that my car has been sluggish to start, so I called my dad and he said it was most likely the battery. $109 later, yep, new battery. So now I'm in a little bit of a money conundrum, but I'm pretty sure I'll be okay until payday this Thursday and whatnot. I guess that this is a LOT better situation than last year when I was all hive-d out. Good times!

Alsooo, I went up to the ABC liquor store and APPARENTLY Djarums are being slowly outlawed in Florida. LAME. So they didn't have any. So ummm if anyone wouldn't mind picking me up a pack I will TOTALLY pay you back at Wincon!

Time to start packing!

:(

My parents came to visit me today but now they are gone. :(( But man, they are just so awesome. They brought me a COOLER-FULL of homemade food. I JUST. I WANTED TO CRY A LITTLE. Homemade beef stew, fresh bread, white rice and general tao chicken, and freaking HOMEMADE APPLE PIE. My dad just retired from work (for the second time) and was like, "YEAH, I WAS BORED SO I COOKED, SO WHAT." Omg I love them so much. ;_;

We went to Buca di Beppo (in the Florida Mall for all yous who've been to Eyecon, heee! AND HAHAHA I SAW A POSTER FOR THE TWILIGHT CONVENTION KENNY IS DOING. Oh God. If you thought we were kinda crazy? Have fun with those psychopants!) and had gnocchi, prosciutto chicken in pesto sauce, and baked rigatoni. I had a foodgasm like you wouldn't believe.

I really should be working on my paper but I need some cheering up so I'm on last night's FFAF post on ONTD. Because there is links to stuff like this that make me laugh so hard I cry.

Before flying out on Thursday I need to: rent my cap and gown for graduation (!!!!), finish my paper, schedule final appointment with adviser, go to Old Navy to check out cheap cold weather clothes for Denver, pack suitcase, and pick up a pack of Djarums (even though I have no idea where to find them around here) because smoking those while drinking/socializing is my vice. ;_;

Imogen Heap - Ellipse

Sooooo beautiful. More subdued, I think, than her other albums, but very very pretty. Imogeeen. ♥

( AND FROM LAST NIGHT, I KIND OF JUST, UM )

WHO WANTS TO WRITE MY FORMALIST CRITICISM PAPER ON LATIN AMERICAN LIT AND POEMS?? I know you do.

FFS, Starbucks.

If I wanted to pushpushpush selling something to a customer, and getting commission for it, I'd be in sales. But I don't, so I'm not. Me and a coworker asked nearly every freaking person who came into the store, and no, 99% did not want to buy VIA, the instant coffee. Oh, I'm sorry, ready brew. Can't say instant coffee. People get the wrong ideas. (But the kicker is, it tastes only 50% less shittier than regular instant coffee.)

I was on bar, making drinks, and this lady says, "Your VIA really really doesn't taste good." "Uh, okay," I say. "No really. It's not going to sell." Thanks asshole. I already know that. Please don't make my job harder, because that is my job. It's all about numbers. EVERYTHING is about numbers now. If our store doesn't sell x-number of packets of VIA, someone is, quite literally, being fired. Hey, it's not my fault your products aren't selling. And I know our regulars just loooove over-bearing baristas shoving this stuff in their faces. This is what I have to deal with tomorrow morning. Being with my manager and hearing her push this shit like it's brownies laced with the Good Stuff.

Plus, our new aprons are the same orange as Home Depot. So. Funtimes all around.

My care-level for schoolwork is, um. Rapidly descending into nonexistent. I want to feel bad about this, I do, but I'm too sick of it to be able to. I just want to be done. I just want to be out of here. It's like I've had this goal that I've been looking forward to for so long and I just can't seem to reach it. I know, two months. 70 days. But it honestly feels like it's never going to end.

...Hey! Tomorrow is Thursday. OhGod. I needed Thursdays back in my life. Like. A lot. I am really really REALLY excited. And then Saturday my parents are coming to visit and we're totally going to Buca di Beppo (aka holy crap never ever EVER going to Olive Garden again). And then next Thursday is DENVER! And the week after that I'm going home for my sister's birthday! So. Things. Fun things. Must concentrate on fun things.

Also, may I randomly add that there is this guy who comes into Starbucks who looks like a DEAD RINGER for Lucifer. I was looking down and was like, "Hey, what can I get-UH." But, he's German. And drinks a grande caramel macchiato. In case, you know, you ever need to appease Satan with caffeine, that's your best bet.

( Welcome to my hometown beach. Be jealous. )

AND THEN I BOUGHT A TANK TOP FOR $2.65 AT TARGET. Good day so far. And I still haven't gone out for drinks yet!

I'm HOOOOME and I'm so happy I could cry. Tomorrow my sister and I are going to the beach and then tomorrow night I'm meeting up with all of my old friends AHHH I'M SO EXCITED, I haven't seen them in forever. Hopefully we'll be able to go out for a few drinks and then hang out at someone's house. Right now me and my sis are watching Psycho on TCM, n'aww, SISTERLY BONDING.

UGHH this morning I went into work at 6:30 and our air conditioning was BROKEN. That early in the morning and it was 85 degrees in the store, all while running around like a crazy person making hot drinks. So awful. BUT! There is this utterly fabulous gay boy (we have a lot of utterly fabulous gay boys) who is super sweet and a regular and he BROUGHT US A HUGE FLOOR FAN! Seriously, HOW AWESOME IS THAT. When customers are good, they're really really good. ♥

Also, I have a request! I know there's a good handful of you wonderful people live in the Seattle/Bellevue area, and my good BFF and fellow SPN fangirl skygazing just moved to that area. She is currently without internet AND cable, and like any other rational person, is in desperate need to watch Supernatural this Thursday. Is anyone willing to help out a fellow awesomesauce fangirl? For she is QUITE awesomesauce and would super appreciate it! :D

And AUGH ALL YOU PEOPLE and the blow up of my flist re: the 5.04 pics. I HATE YOU ALL. Uhglakgdlkasj, okay, see, I know the premise, 'cause I was at Comic Con, and Mr. Kripke McBlabbermouth, but I'm a SPOILERPHOBE, BUT BUT BUT. OH GOD. I WANT TO SEE THEM SO BAD. WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOO.